BabyKnucks Antique Brass knuckles charm key ring novelty bottle opener

Description

Our handy key ring / ultra utilitarian bottle opener / infant defense knuckles
give an instant boost to you preemie's confidence as well as gives a 'Back off there Huey, thats my puddin' vibe your newborn needs.
Some people say you should play your baby fancy piano music to make him smarter.  We say he can listen to Tchaikovsky when he is puffing on a bubblegum cigar sitting over the beaten remains of that stupid clown doll that was pinned to his onsie.
"It's not all grape juice and animal crackers out there, so when the binkies drop, you need an edge.
That's
why we made BabyKnucks" - Knox
This is one man’s mission to provide babies with the self defense tools needed to defend against parents bad fashion choices and other evil babies.
Babyknucks were designed by knife maker Jeff Knox of St Louis Missouri as a joke for a friend’s first son.
The reactions to that first pair were so overwhelmingly positive Jeff decided everyone should be able to enjoy them, thus
babyknucks
was born. for more information about babyknucks please visit www babyknucks com.  Babyknucks are solid metal die cast construction available with a mirror polished chrome or brass finish matching key ring and measure 2” x 1 ¼” by a hefty 3/16” thick, for the weight you need in a good set of knuckles for your baby.
I designed and custom made the first prototypes until I made the ultimate set of Baby size knuckles EVER to be produced.  I still make custom knucks for babies who have rich god parents but our manufactured sets are just as potent and more economical, in order to level the playpen.